tosaynothingoftheblog:

sassysharpshooter:

Suit porn

AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SWAGALAGADINGDONG

So this just happened

YOU GET YOUR DOSE WHEN I DECIDE TO GIVE IT

Sex on toast

How do I tag

A Streetcar Named Desire

REAL cowboys/girls turn me the hell on

Physical therapy has never been more attractive…?

The Tardis has Hitler-proof walls

Oh my god is my face going to get stuck that way?

See look I checked under the covers

And I’m sure it’s making people angry to read even as I type these words

You can assume that I’m either drunk or depressed

No-one reads these tags

Oh my god oh my god

This needs to be reblogged again

Have you been the pretty one this whole time?

I‘m just in the mood for some damn poetry

Never change

Greens!

Or the names of my family members

Fuck you Rory

They have the same smirk

Hint: they aren’t used to form plurals

Especially the Irish sort

BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE DOES OKAY

Let’s think we’re better than everyone else together

Or what day my birthday is on

God I could just crawl under a rock right now

And she uses the word ‘doggums’

Ramen is healthy if you have low blood pressure

Rip that thing in half dude come on

Ongoing quest to play games that don’t work

When a vampire assassin sees you and runs away like a little girl you know you’ve got a reputation.

So now he can just be a valley girl whenever he wants

Favorite character award goes to the phresh prince of the fire nation

Of course Stark wears glasses like that

Remember OHSS?

PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS

Everything wants to eat your face

Never using my real name in a starbucks again

So I just have to wait for them to catch a cold and take nyquil

(Source: demonicrosebush)