zeldathemes
land of snow and glyphs

You can call me Arrows or a4p; other people who let me ride on their zombie dinosaur call me Kate. I'm a writer who is very fond of puns, cats, and assorted other things including Homestuck, Farscape, and the Dresden Files. This is a personal / fandom / whatever I want blog, but you should be able to filter by tags.

erenning:

#nO BUT YOU KNOW WHATS CUTE HE LOOKS SO NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIME AND THEN SHE TAKES A SEOND TO REPLY AND HES LIKE OH NO SHES GONNA SAY NO I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP AND THEN SHE SAYS YES SHE SAYS MORE THAN YES SHE SAYS ‘I’LL GIVE YOU ALL OF IT AND THEN SHE PANICS AND HE STARTS LAUGHING BUT NOT AT HER HE’S LAUGHING BECAUSE HE’S HAPPY BECAUS SHE SAID YES ND HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND SHE SAID YES AND NOW HE GETS TO MARRY HER AND WOW CUTIES

snaps from central: sent from maes hughes → roy mustang 

m7angela:

Based on this! After seeing it I just HAD TO draw version with Ed, I just really had to! gosh Arakawa is amazing, she’s my ultimate master

m7angela:

Based on this! After seeing it I just HAD TO draw version with Ed, I just really had to! gosh Arakawa is amazing, she’s my ultimate master

edrockbells:

i realize i already made this gifset but let me tell you

fullmetaldokis:

I like how in fma 03 al punching ed is this big dramatic thing and in brohood it’s just more slapstick

vampgaya:

i keep wanting to draw mustang/hawkeye but stopping myself because THEY MUSTNT so pretty much this is all i can do 

also:

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captainarlert:

toastyhat:

beerinabox:

animeonscreens:

Dat save

This is legitimately my favorite moment in the entire anime.

seriously though look at how Riza enters the scene, how badass is that

The fear in his eyes though

captainarlert:

toastyhat:

beerinabox:

animeonscreens:

Dat save

This is legitimately my favorite moment in the entire anime.

seriously though look at how Riza enters the scene, how badass is that

The fear in his eyes though

feelmetal-alchemist:

morivan:

luginub:

What I look for in a girl:

  • Water, 35 litres
  • Carbon, 20 kilograms
  • Ammonia, 4 litres
  • Lime, 1.5 kilograms
  • Phosphorus, 800 grams
  • Salt, 250 grams
  • Saltpeter, 100 grams
  • Sulfur, 80 grams
  • Fluorine, 7.5 grams
  • Iron, 5 grams
  • Silicon, 3 grams
  • Trace amounts of 15 other elements

A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.

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pureheartemotion:

Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye © myu

facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.
12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”
Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”
Troubling words indeed.

facts-i-just-made-up:

Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.

12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city.  Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here.  The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing.  They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”

Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment.  We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I?  Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”

Troubling words indeed.