land of snow and glyphs


You can call me Arrows or a4p; other people who let me ride on their zombie dinosaur call me Kate.

thetrueliesofafangirl:

Someone please write me a fic where Thranduil and Lucius Malfoy run a hair salon together and instead of doing any actual work they bitch about their customers and interfere in their sons love lives

(via thundersnow1)

AMAZON NO

19. December 2013

YOU TOLD ME JANUARY

NO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Ramirez is a VIRGIN????? I volunteer."

My friend Matt, on reading White Night for the first time.

Been trying to get my friend into Jim Butcher for years

29. March 2013

He came into a lot of spare time recently and tonight he sends me this

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He cleared out the Butcher shelf :D so proud

I JUST GAVE MY BROTHER A DRESDEN SPOILER BY MISTAKE

I AM THE WORST BIG SISTER EVER.

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The end of Cold Days.
Reserved my copy of Cold Days today. Nope, no Amazon, I’m gonna walk right past that B&N anyway, I want it RIGHT THAT MOMENT.
This is going to hurt so much.

Ramses Walter Emerson disguised as Wardani disguised as Ramses

3. October 2012

It’s like Thomas the sex vampire pretending to be a gay Frenchman dressed up as a sexy vampire.
It might be even better, I haven’t decided yet. I can’t stop giggling.

"Murphy planted her feet and lowered her arms casually to her sides. I recognized the stubborn outthrust angle of her jaw; she had that look she got when she was behind on points at one of her martial arts tournaments. Murphy was ready to fight."

Fool Moon, Jim Butcher.

Can I just point out that this means that Harry was attending Murph’s martial arts tournaments really early in their relationship! He mentioned that they didn’t speak as friends between Storm Front and Fool Moon, which means he was doing it—with some regularity—even before the Shadowman. I love this.

Dear World

12. June 2012

I want a recording of a GPS voice saying

Now entering Helsinki

to use as a text tone. This would make life infinitely better.

This man is my master.

I had a rough day, so James is going to read to me now.