Lestrade: So that is an average day for you.
Lestrade: You disrupt traffic and save the world.
Mycroft: This is correct.
Lestrade: And you cry.
Mycroft: Certainly not.
Lestrade: You said-
Mycroft: I’M THE BOSS.
The SherLympics! At last, an international sporting event that will really bring London to a standstill…
I think I’d get the gold for “Recreational scolding” and “Sobbing marathon” just saying.
Fantastic! Genius! Utter and complete win!
Win. Just Win.
My favorite events are indoor shooting, freestyle robbery, and not our decathlon! (I think I could actually be competitive in that last one.)
except i can’t possibly top the ones that already exist so never mind
No no no I think these might be my favorites of all of them. Yes, these are the best.
Valentines day is coming up.
Remember going to the shops to buy those horribly tacky cartoon character cards for your school friends? Ive just saved you the time.
Nothing says “I love you” better than a sociopath.
This isnt how I was meant to spend my afternoon.
THE TACKINESS IS MEANT TO BE ~*IRONIC*~
But I’m not sorry.
My heart. It is broken xD hahaha these are wonderfully corny. I love it, really I do.
How it goes.