zeldathemes
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You can call me Arrows or a4p; other people who let me ride on their zombie dinosaur call me Kate. I'm a writer who is very fond of puns, cats, and assorted other things including Homestuck, Farscape, and the Dresden Files. This is a personal / fandom / whatever I want blog, but you should be able to filter by tags.
Shouldn't Steve be sterile too, really? Otherwise, what's the reason for why there's not an army of US government created Captain America kids running around? You'd think that'd be the next logical step when they realized they couldn't recreate the serum...

Anonymous

misspryss:

actualmenacebuckybarnes:

Well, since the serum is an enhancement, it’s unlikely to be passed through genetics (the doctors probably tested this, somehow, haha). Steve’s kids are more likely to inherit his asthma and weak stature. 

OH MY GOD THO

A SINISTER GOVT EXPERIMENT TO CREATE AN ARMY OF TINY CAPTAIN AMERICAS

STEVE FINDS OUT ABOUT IT AT SOME POINT

AND IT’S BASICALLY ELEVEN TOW-HEADED, ASTHMATIC, ALLERGIC, IMMUNO-COMPROMISED LITTLE BEANPOLES WITH BAD ATTITUDES

AGES 8-12

SOCKED AWAY SOMEWHERE

LIKE IN A WAREHOUSE OR WHATEVER

WITH A COUPLE OF OVERWHELMED INTERNS BABYSITTING THEM

BECAUSE THE RESEARCHERS HAD ALL THEIR FUNDING TAKEN AWAY WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SECRET UBERMENCH CLONES TURNED OUT TO BE A BUNCH OF WEAKLINGS

AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GAGGLE OF KIDS (WHO ARE SHRILL AND UNMANAGEABLE AND WHEEZE A LOT)

EXCEPT MAKE SURE THEY GET ADEQUATE MEDICAL CARE AND REGULAR MEALS

AND REGRET THEIR IN RETROSPECT VERY OBVIOUS ERRORS

AND HOPE STEVE DOESN’T FIND OUT

WHICH OF COURSE HE DOES

BACK AT THE TOWER

EVERYONE’S INHALERS KEEP GETTING MIXED UP

THERE ARE COLORED PENCILS EVERYWHERE

A FISTFIGHT ABOUT THE NATURE OF JUSTICE ENSUES BETWEEN THE 9 YEAR OLD ONE AND ONE OF THE 11 YEAR OLDS

AND BUCKY

IS

ON

CLOUD

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emilianadarling:

The Wall of Valor: Every S.H.I.E.L.D. facility has a memorial to the agents lost in the line of duty. S.H.I.E.L.D.’s history can be traced on walls like this. 

This genuinely makes me upset because S.H.I.E.L.D. didn’t exist at the time that Bucky died?? Like, the organization was created at least a year after his death.

Which means that Peggy Carter posthumously made Bucky a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent in order to honour his sacrifice dON’T LOOK AT ME.

jadenite:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ouyangdan:

MOST ACCURATE POST IS MOST ACCURATE

This fits Hawkeye so well…

I laughed at this so much harder than I should have.

Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.

trionerd:

genuinewarmdecentfeeling:

bootycap:

oh my god

         

peppermoonchilds:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

{via ink-phoenix}

(via thunderboltsortofapenny)

shakeskp:

closemyeyesandleap13:

Shouldn't be a problem.

I love how he looks at Natasha to ask her opinion on it, and just accepts what she’s giving him.
Those two will give Bucky white hair. Actually, Sam will too, because it’s not like he’s discouraging them.
I just want Nat, Sam and Steve jumping into danger with glee, and Bucky running after them while swearing a lot and cursing them all.

steamchef:

roane72:

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.

Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

From your Twitter "If Steve Rogers was French, his name would be "Etienne Roger" which sounds absolutely ridiculous and cutely old-fashioned at the same time". I love it!! How did you come up with this name? AND WHAT ABOUT BUCKY I WANT TO KNOW HIS FRENCH NAME TOO NOW! :D

Anonymous

petite-madame:

Hi anon ^^

Ha! Ha! Thanks! I LOVE translating names like that from time to time. I know it doesn’t make any sense, but never mind!

How did you come up with this name?

Ok. Steve Rogers. It’s simple. Etienne is the French equivalent of Steve or Steven and Roger (pronounce it “Rogé”) could completely fit instead of Rogers because with a “S” at the end, it doesn’t sound French at all, unless if you don’t pronounce it.

AND WHAT ABOUT BUCKY I WANT TO KNOW HIS FRENCH NAME TOO NOW! :D

Now Bucky. James Buchanan Barnes (how can a name be more American than that? xD Well, for me, it sounds very American! ♥) This one is even funnier. James, it’s a variation of “Jacques”. Barnes, if you translate it in French, it’s roughly a “grange” but it’s a bit strange for a family name. However, Lagrange (“the barn”) exists and fits perfectly. Now “Buchanan”. As Bucky is now French in this super Alternative AU (poor guy), he has no reason to have as a second name the name of an American president, so we are gonna chose the name of a French president (well, not exactly a president but a Chairman of the Council of Ministers): Clémenceau. Why Clémenceau? Bucky, sorry “Jacques”, was born according to the movie canon in 1917, during WW1 and Georges Clémenceau had a BIG impact at the time (and it also sounds better than “Pointcarré”, the President in 1917). He was very popular because he was seen as a war hero, visited soldiers in the tranches, etc..so having “Jacques”’ parents paying tribute to this man isn’t completely stupid. In short, if he was French, James Buchanan Barnes would be Jacques Clémenceau Lagrange. Incidentally, “Bucky” would become “Clém”, short for Clémenceau.

Now, if anyone could write me a fan fic where Etienne Roger rescues his childhood friend sweetheart Jacques Clém. Lagrange, during WW2 and becomes Le Capitaine France, I would die happy. With my sides split in two because of too much laughing, but happy.

This was typical example of “I’m spending far too much time thinking of stupid fandom stuff instead of working”

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Sorry about that and have a great day anon!

anunexpectedblog:

Steve & Buckys Twitter adventures

turntechdickbutt:

americachavez:

"BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS"

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if you ask me, bucky was someone who loved steve for who he was, as in, used to be. he becomes a little bit disillusioned, at least in the MCU, after steve’s transformation (for understandable reasons, imo, but he sobered up a bit). peggy was someone who loved steve for who he became—not to say she didn’t love him the way he was before, but loved his potential. after all, did she not go on to found SHIELD in steve’s honor?

i would definitely say both of them loved him for who he was, but in different manners.

(comic book canon plays it a little differently since bucky was a teenager and steve’s junior, who joined him as a sidekick of sorts. jsyk.)

emilianadarling:

Really, guys? I’m back for ten minutes and we’re already fighting space aliens?

Steve just spends this entire movie unimpressed with EVERYTHING

#as much as I love steve being impressed like vaccinations! #smallpox is gone! #washing machines! #the future is wonderful! #I also want him to kinda be like #oh so it doesn’t fold the clothes for you? #I still gotta iron this myself? #Howard promised flying cars 70 years ago #Where’re the robots #unimpressed by the future tbh (via kehinki)

the-listening:

kingdom-dance:

Just a reminder of the cruel irony that everyone remembered Steve Rogers except for the two people he loved the most.

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n-a-blue-box:

justrudeandginger:

sarriane:

master-of-duct-tape:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

steverogerswintersoldier:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

Bucky what are you….

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That is NOT how you fly a kite

See also 

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goddammit Bucky you take frisbee to seriously !

Captain America 2: Bucky takes recreational activities to the next level

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Tag! You’re it!

russian winter olympics 2014

SHOTGUN

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I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I LOVE THE WINTER SOLDIER FANDOM