zeldathemes
land of snow and glyphs

You can call me Arrows or a4p; other people who let me ride on their zombie dinosaur call me Kate. I'm a writer who is very fond of puns, cats, and assorted other things including Homestuck, Farscape, and the Dresden Files. This is a personal / fandom / whatever I want blog, but you should be able to filter by tags.
zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 
OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYINGIS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINTAND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVELAND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR
THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

zohbugg:

esculentesset:

blueflame91:

ecumenicalseeker:

robotunicorncastiel:

serinalion:

stephendann:

callmeshiny:

abookwormcalledellie:

piertotum-locomottor:

kakashi-big-lips:

deja-q:

itslevilosa:

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

the hook is worthy

the hook is worthy

Peter Pan would disagree.

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING
IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT
AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL
AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

i just… can’t have this not on my blog.

radioactivesoup:

silvertons:

If there’s an Einstein-Rosen bridge, then there’s something on the other side. And advanced beings could have crossed it!

#this was such an important scene for me#a scientist acnkowledging that magic is as real and valid as science#it’s just a matter of understand how it works#if you want to know why i love jane foster here’s a big reason#she believes#she doesn’t dismiss magic as ridiculous or made-up or nonsense#she believes it exists and she just needs to learn how it works#it’s amazing that she is so open to any possibility as long as she understands how it functions#i love jane foster so much#she matters so much (tags via dammit-mcu)

sunwukong-stoaway:

ringaroundtheprose:

the-captain-of-davesol:

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THE ULTIMATE FUCKING POST

You know it’s good when you bother to scroll all the way back up just to reblog it.

…Wait scroll up HOW OLD IS THIS THING

takemetothedungeons:

wnnbdarklord:

Thor, I love you to bits, but we need to talk about your definition of ‘in my youth’: 

The Jotuns must pay for what they have done. March into Jotunheim as you once did. Teach them a lesson. Break their spirits so they’ll never dare to try to cross our borders again.

 ( amberfox17 )

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

calligrafiti:

unlockaflockofwords:

fryadvocate:

cathybytes:

fryadvocate:

aesirthor:

fangirl challenge: heartbreaking scenes [2/7] » ‘Can I come home?’

Could more people in the “pooooooooorrrrrrrrrr unloved Loki” camp rewatch this scene?

Not to mention how much Thor completely trusts and loves his brother that he doesn’t argue with him. He accepts his fate, even though it breaks his heart.

Yes.  And what I didn’t notice the first time is he says, “Couldn’t *we*”  like he still believes that he and Loki are on the same side.  He believes without a doubt, without hesitation that his brother isn’t stabbing him in the back.  More than that, Loki pulls the mom card.  “Sorry, Thor, MOM DOESN’T LOVE YOU ANY MORE.”

See, Loki is total catnip for me, but it’s not because I think he’s unloved - Thor and his mother both love him unconditionally and without pause. Nevertheless, having been raised to see ice giants as repulsive monsters, as The Enemy, and then discovering that HE IS ONE, Loki’s insecurity, his pain and anger and self-destructive spite are all totally understandable.

That doesn’t mean he’s an angel; he’s a hot mess - largely due to Odin being The Worst Dad Ever to both boys, sure, but he’s still responsible for his own decisions. It’s classic Shakespearean Tragic Hero stuff, though - his downfall coming from very human character flaws & vulnerabilities. (Okay, yes, and there’s more than a bit of Milton’s Lucifer too - but Loki wants to be loved and admired by Odin more than he craves power - the power’s just a substitute.)

NONE of which Loki sympathy leads to me disparaging or under appreciating Thor: If Loki is a classic Tragic Hero, Thor is a Questing Hero straight out of Joseph Campbell, earning his rite of passage. He does suffer and suffer at Loki’s hands. Hemsworth does a terrific job navigating this in the movies - Thor’s natural state is ebullient and hearty, but his exile and Loki’s treachery both wreck him.

…ultimately I see Loki’s plotline as the story of a cat adopted by a family of big, bouncy, barky dogs - a cat who has been raised to believe that cats are the enemy, and that his own lack of a deep bark, and failure to wag his tail, and his flexibility and penchant for stalking prey rather than bounding loudly towards it, are all proof that he’s a really inadequate dog. When he sets out to become a truly doggy dog, he has to do it using his feline methods because HE’S A GODDAMN CAT.

And, you know, cats are assholes, but I’m still helplessly fond of them. Doesn’t mean I have a heart of stone when faced by a sad puppy.

TL;DR: Thor’s careless arrogant asshole tendencies are the cause of his exile & suffering, and so he learns humility and stops being a careless arrogant asshole. Loki’s crisis is caused by the discovery that he’s a frost giant - and HE CAN’T CHANGE THAT. So he tries his absolute hardest to become the kind of Asgardian king Odin has taught him to aspire to being: ruthless and focused and strategic, a terrifyingly efficient monster.

Thor’s suffering teaches him to be a better person; Loki’s suffering pushes him to be a worse one. Both of them want to be worthy of Odin’s love and respect. IT KILLS ME HOW UNEXPECTEDLY CLEVER AND THOUGHTFUL AND WELL STRUCTURED THIS COMIC BOOK SUPERHERO MOVIE IS.

This is one of the best explanations of why I like Loki while still thinking he’s a villain that I’ve ever read.

obsydianshepard:

matchgirl42:

insatiablebookslut:

omeglemyitaly:

sanityisforthesane:

 #COME PATRIOTIC CAPTAIN #I SHALL TEACH YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE #AND WE SHALL FEAST AND JEST MERRILY #thor i think i broke a rib can this wait #NAY

#NAY

This makes me laugh EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE IT!!

OMG now I’m worried I broke a rib….laughing so hard

This has made my night. thank you. :D

obsydianshepard:

matchgirl42:

insatiablebookslut:

omeglemyitaly:

sanityisforthesane:

 #COME PATRIOTIC CAPTAIN #I SHALL TEACH YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE #AND WE SHALL FEAST AND JEST MERRILY #thor i think i broke a rib can this wait #NAY

#NAY

This makes me laugh EVERY FUCKING TIME I SEE IT!!

OMG now I’m worried I broke a rib….laughing so hard

This has made my night. thank you. :D

astudyinhiddleston:

hiddlebug:

jadenite:

scrollgirl:

Thor deleted scene
        Download (x)

THOR = THE ACTUAL BEST

These are my favorite moments about superheroes. The moments that truly make them ‘super’. I’d honestly watch an eternity of footage of just this.

aaaand checking out the butt at the end

who would delete something so sweet

rob-anybody:

I always say this in tags, but I’m going to say it here for once because I’m so tired of people trying to pigeonhole Jane as just the ‘love interest’ and denying all the amazing things she does:

Please notice how Jane is completely focused on the science of Asgard and asking questions and comparing their equipment to Earth scientific equipment.

Now notice that Thor is the one looking at her like she’s made out of magic and unicorns and fairy dust while she’s so engrossed with science, she almost forgets he’s there.

Thor is the love interest in this movie; Jane is the badass scientist who helps save the world. Yes, they’re in love with each other, and yes, Jane gets weak in the knees when Thor is around, but so does Thor, and being in love doesn’t stop Jane from defeating Malekith with her science skills.

Love doesn’t make you weak, and being in love with the lead male character does not mean you are a boring, one-dimensional character who doesn’t do anything of note. Stop dismissing female fictional characters as worthless just because there’s a romance in the story.

escapethehorizonofslytherin221b:

daily-asgardian-news:

lellaxleila:

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of-castles-and-converses:

I live a Darcy appreciation life.

bealli62:

jillypooh:

H8 THOR. I’m so done.

I would so drive this car.

bealli62:

jillypooh:

H8 THOR. I’m so done.

I would so drive this car.

dorkamine:

That awkward moment when the other god in the room has a bigger hammer than you.

dorkamine:

That awkward moment when the other god in the room has a bigger hammer than you.

rhllors:

#[disney princess interlude plays in the distance]

rhllors: