my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”
what’s the difference
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
I’ve always wondered why the trope of ‘oh my god my best friend is dating my sister how TERRIBLE’ - or variations thereof like ‘oh god I can’t date my best friend’s sister’ - exists because shouldn’t your reaction be ‘oh hell yes my best friend is dating my sister if this works out we will be related and then they will NEVER be free of me’
*preens happily about Patricia Wrede’s Frontier Magic series*